Monday at Riverside

I'm putting together a funny sayings post about things at Riverside. I know some of you like my humorous posts, so I'm hoping this will be a good one. I should take notes. The things I hear there are so ROFL funny that I could write a book.
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Last night:

-$90 (4/8 Kill HE)
+$140 (2-6 HE Kill)
=+50 Net winnings for Monday, September 11, 2006

(Total saved for new car pre-August 15 $2500. Current total $2045)