I am offering a free $60 to parlay into a possible first prize of 100k in a poker tournament in Vegas.
If you are able to parlay the $60 into real prize money, I want 60%. Tipping comes out of a dealer's add-on, but you can feel free to add a tip if you cash, out of your cut.
You must be in Vegas on Monday, May 30th to qualify via satellite and be willing to play on Tuesday at noon, until you bust out, or until you reach the final table on Wednesday.
You must know me. It doesn't matter whether or not you actually like me, most people don't.
If you are some idiot flamer or stalker who has been harassing me for the past year, you can suck my *&%@!