Should Have Been a Guy

You know, I'm a pretty lucky person.

The other day, Glenn went into the bathroom. I can see the entire bathroom from where I sit. I started laughing, but he couldn't communicate with me because he was brushing his teeth.

When he came out of the bathroom, he asked why I'd been laughing so hard. I told him,

"Jeez, you're lucky I'm not a real girl. I'm probably the only woman you know who could watch you go into the bathroom, take a dump while brushing your teeth, stand up, spread your cheeks and fart, sigh, take the toothbrush out of your mouth, then belch...all of that with the door open, and not be offended in the slightest!"